WhoIWantToBe

Listening to my mom talk to her friends.

You are so fake.

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See, I was going to do something productive.

But then I got on Tumblr.

We all know how that ended.

Everytime I see a math word problem it looks like this:

play-the-chap:

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples.

how many pancakes will fit on the roof?

Answer: Purple because Aliens dont wear hats.

makartheviolinist: whatever happened to marshmallow popcorn??? hmmmm?? because i would like some right about now ok nevermind, i think they still sell it….maybe Wal-mart?? idk i checked on google so it must exist!!! haha I tried this once and it was soooo good! I want more!

makartheviolinist:

whatever happened to marshmallow popcorn??? hmmmm?? because i would like some right about now

ok nevermind, i think they still sell it….maybe Wal-mart?? idk i checked on google so it must exist!!! haha

I tried this once and it was soooo good! I want more!

i want her!

i want her!

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desideratuscasanova: Why are people friends with me?

desideratuscasanova:

Why are people friends with me?

lindsayyyy-quit-lollygagging:

totally found my soulmate. like no joke. but he just doesn’t know it yet

cutestboysontheplanet: http://itsjulianhenry.tumblr.com/

cutestboysontheplanet:

http://itsjulianhenry.tumblr.com/

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